Wat.

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This monkey understands how I feel.

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Can I reiterate how extremely uncomfortable it makes me that they keep making ape-like background characters, especially common the darker their skin is? What the fuck, Disney?

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Jasmine you were getting anvil-sized hints that he was lying; you should be angrier at yourself for not figuring it sooner. 

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I had to cap this because it’s so weird to see the Sultan this angry. He is one of the most non-threatening father figures in all of creation, after Goofy.

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Jasmine is upset because she thought Aladdin changed. Aladdin actually hasn’t changed. He’s consistently just the same dopey teenager he’s always been because it’s hard to grow out of those things. Especially when people consistently give you reasons to lie like your life or sense of honor depends on it.

And Iago sings again. This time a duet with Jasmine. Because y’know. That’s what this movie needed. More of that. Let me just leave you with some of my favorite visuals from that sequence:

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These two will consistently look as though they are in two different movies.

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Seriously.

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The dissonance.

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It’s almost surreal.

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Iago is as over this song as I am.

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Barf.

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J Larson

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